Listen up. No time for fancy intros. This post is exclusively for my fellow liars out there. You know, the kind who claim to badly want something and yet sit around doing little or worse nothing about it. These days it’s even worse; we talk and post all over the entire internet about it. Then we go right back to doing zilch about our so-called dreams. Now, you know what I’m talking about.
And no, this is no motivational mumbo jumbo. It’s a simple question of why are you lying first to yourself, and then the rest of us? Why waste everyone’s time and resources about something you are obviously not as interested in as you make it seem?
Let me digress a bit. I don’t care what you say, Avengers: End Game is the best Marvel movie in recent times. Of course, the ending couldn’t be more predictable otherwise they’d be just pushing it. The innuendos, references, subtle biases, inferences and humour are topnotch. The dialogue, however, has blown my mind each of the twenty-three times I have rewatched it.
This moment doesn’t count as twenty-four because I’m still typing and watching Thor play video games with his stone friends.
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THE UNTOLD WILL OF A VILLIAN
Back to the matter. If anyone has seen a more determined soul than Thanos about something they have set their mind on, please do me the honours and show me the way. Take a moment and think about it: He had his focus in multiple lifetimes and timelines. Same focus, same energy, even more badassery. And all with such poetic finesse. I’ll quit the unwarranted movie review now.

Incredibly, Thanos carried his nutsack of a chin from one timeline to another to see his dream to fruition, but you can’t carry your self to the library to read the book you said you will. Or the blog you wanted to start so badly. Or the business you want to start. Ah well…As for you fitness liars, I am seriously shaking my head at you. You don’t even deserve a mention on the list of liars
Regardless of what your lie has been, it is an either-or situation. You are either doing it or you aren’t.
OHDKAY
The world is already noisy as it is. Spare us the extra buzz from your end. Actually, this is more of a self-reminder about all the times my roommate and I hit the gym once and never returned. Or all the numerous blog posts I’ve left unfinished. Or a certain lady I wasn’t ever able to speak three sane sentences to when I was a younger man(I know you’re reading this, and yes we have unfinished business!).
The list goes on and on, but here’s the good part. I have acknowledged how much it sucks to constantly lie to myself and you all who give two hoots about me; knowing that I definitely could be a much better person than I currently am, but look where the lies have left me. Sigh.
I’ll go finish my movie now and you finally get to read this post I’ve left hanging for 6 months, and hope this helps someone get off the list of chronic liars. Cos you lot disgust me.

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Nice piece bro. Keep it up.
Always a pleasure hearing from you. Stay blessed
Always a pleasure hearing from you Francis. Stay blessed
Why did part of this feel like you’ve been stalking my life 😂. I’m guilty.
Truthful and funny post. Loved it.
Hahaha. Nice hearing from you Joel. And oh, stop lying to yourself yh. CHeers
That was great Charlie. I’m a chronic liar. I better get my lazy ass off that list and start doing some action.
Raaah! That’s the vibe! On to greater heights Liz. You are a great writer!
Thanks for visiting my blog and following it! 🌼❤️
You got a great blog. Nice getting in touch. Have a great weekend
Thank ya!
Yeah,Have lied to myself a million times and I must confess after reading this post days back I took a bold decision in life and its really helping.Thanks for your words it keeps me moving on ……
Always humbling hearing this sort of feedback. I wish you the very best going forward
Cheers!
Amazing! Cheers and more grease to your elbows in reaching for your dreams.
Amazing read; thought-provoking and inspiring
Great hearing from you Manuel. Hope you find practical use for it yourself.
Cheers
Yes, you and I have unfinished business, will link up anyway. Am a liar when it comes to eating and drinking water for the past 2 years, hmmmm, always forget until am hit by headache before I realise I did not eat or drink water, poor me. Wonderful piece DrC.
Yo DrC. Looks like you have some linking up to do here.
Anyway, I believe you’re making a conscious effort to stay fed/hydrated more often now. All the best with that, and don’t forget to holler DrC😉
A relentless piece. Always bursting with energy. To all the lies I’ve told myself, bit by bit, I will make a honest living
Ah, a firm resolve. I like to see that. You’ll do well Serwaa. Cheers
This piece would still be amazing without calling us out. Yes, I’m a fitness liar, but did you have to rub it in? Lol. Enjoyed every bit of this piece, and I’m watching Endgame tomorrow, bringing the tally to 17 this month alone.
Maybe next time you could give some pointers on how to stay on course, cos chairman, e no easy one bit… Cheers bro
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All the best Kwabs
I feel attacked at the fitness liars point, let me get up and go work out, before you drop another punch 👊
I love this 100%
Maybe we should make you the Vice President of the Club, seeing as DrC is already the Prez😂.
Glad you loved it Sugar.
Cheers
23 times…….that is serious determination
It is what it is bro.
It is what it is. 😎
Okay I’m a fitness liar. But next time go easy on us 😂 Nice post!
Yhup. We found another 😂😀. I’ll try next time, provided you promise to do better.
Thanks for reading; do share.
Ha! Beautiful post Dr C. Been lying to myself for a year There’s this fine chick next door I see her and greet her everyday She’s quiet on the outside Fine fine lady The most I’ve managed to say to her in this period is “good afternoon” I mustered courage and said hi yesterday. She smiled back…she responded…I asked of her name…she told me she was Theresah…she asked of mine…I told her… and the next thing I asked her was…” I rarely see you talk”…she smiled the more and answered….”you’ve never spoken to me…maybe you should get closer” I have… Read more »
Get her number and send the link to this post to her. Maybe she’ll find your comment and know you’re a nice guy who has a nice funny way to describe the past days lol
Lmaaaoooooo. I agree!
This reminds me of that young lass I mentioned up there. Don’t be like me bro. Take a chance, lest it ends up a miss of a great Miss.
Cheers
Something that’s been on my mind…Great one there Bro…. You’ll hear from me on a similar issue soon…and thank you this time round for making it quite not too loquaciously philosophical
Great minds think alike, don’t they? Looking forward to your view soon.
Cheers
“Take a moment and think about it: He had his focus in multiple lifetimes and timelines. Same focus, same energy, even more badassery.”
This consistency!
He should go down in History as the biggest baddest villian ever!
You baaaaarrbbb!!! That guy is my hero, I don’t care how the movie ended. Hopefully we can all take a cue from his energy and do something for our own dockets
Awesome post OhdKay. So guilty! Definitely fall under the umbrella of fitness liars. Worse, my unfinished draft post count has hit the 60 mark. I am inspired and compelled to get off the list of chronic liars. Thanks for sharing. Cheers mate.
Charlie. That umbrella is probably one of the biggest there is, but there’s always strength to get back on the road and work things out (pun intended!)
Fitness liars lol
Good one 👍🏽
Don’t lol at me. I can see an investment bulging right there, hehehe
Good to hear from you mate. Thanks for reading
Charlie at it again!! 💜😹
I can’t stop laughing.. 😁..Deep Dr.C
I do hope that’s a laughter of repentance, Elorm.
Thanks for passing through